Everybody loves Nikola!
My baba made me carape when I was four
That's when this whole thing started then I darted to the dance floor
And then when I was six, my mama made me mix
With the Serbian kids, I switched my lids and showed 'em my tricks
My first costume amazing
All of the girls were gazing
The licka capa, what's that tata?
He said it's a phase
Wait 'til they see my opanke at school
My nosnja makes the ladies drool
Marama in hand, kolo down the hall
Never end up a fool
All my projects focused on the country Srbija
Call me the leader of the alphabet 'cause I got A's on my slava
But that don't matter in the scheme of things
I would rather be dancing
At the front of the line, just passing time, like when my deda sings
Time for them to take a break
Maybe for a little cake
Oh, wait, no cake, it's pita that my baba did bake
Time for a zabava on Friday night
Chicken kolo past my bed time
And then we go again on Saturday
My feet hurt I got cevaps I'm okay
Girls try to get away with no hairspray
Those flyaways get caught, director distraught
And now you've ruined his day
Boys don't know how to pin their pojas
Falling down on stage, quick pick it up and grab it
Make a scene, he's not happy
Now is the time when we go to change in our zabava wear
Button down my shirt, zipper up your skirt
Wear the same thing don't you dare
'Cause those that don't will end up on the cover of Vanity Fair
The Serbian version, time for conversion, don't forget your hair
Ej, zdravo
So you wanna know
How to do a kolo
Just ask Niko
He's the master of the answers that we've all been searching for
Just step to the right, cross with the left, on the right one more time
And then you touch, touch, touch again, now you're doing fine
You look like a model with a bottle half empty
Falling all around like humpty dumpty
No room for you, with the dance floor going boom boom boom
I wanna know what Cica Draza would say 'bout your behavior
I wish Nikola Tesla made an invention that made you sober
While you and slivo get acquainted I've got things on my mind
Like how the ladies like my footwork, not how those others grind
But that's okay I'm here to stay and now my moves look better
I can look around and pick the girl, it could be her or her or her
Whoa, hold up, wait don't stop
Keep moving your feet
I just can't believe that the prettiest girl came in by me
Now concentrate, she took the bait
Make sure your palms stay dry
'Cause sweaty hands aren't in her plans she wants you to be her guy
The future with you and her is perfectly clear
Gori more guaranteed it while that guy is still drinking beer
Time to plan the svadba with your baba, deda out back
Roasting the raznici he's filled with glee, he's got nothing to lack
This is gonna be the biggest rap on the internet
So get up off your seat and kolo down or you will regret
The fact that you don't know how to dance
Why don't you pull up your pants
The girl over there just look don't stare
Serbian romance
Is what I like to call it
Here's my wallet
Buy her nice things
But she is more impressed by footwork than those diamond rings
Hey, mala, what's your slava?
It's my best pickup line
Forget about tryin' to get her guys
'Cause now she's mine
Haha detta är min humor rakt av! I just love this guy :) Spelar ingen roll hur dåligt man mår, räcker med att kolla på detta klippet så blir man glad.
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skrivet av: neli
hahaha vilken härlig snubbe :D
skrivet av: tamara
FYFAN VAD BRA, var hittar du allt?! :D Måste ladda upp detta på FB!
skrivet av: Andrea in Serbia
Vem är detta?!
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